Everything Is Bipartisan When Money's Involved - Premium Opinion Tee

Everything Is Bipartisan When Money's Involved™ explores the strange political phenomenon where division suddenly disappears once money enters the room. Healthcare, Housing, Wages - all partisan. But somehow: corporate subsidies, war spending, bank protections, and donor interests still find bipartisan agreement. Hmmm.

Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight feel.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for long-lasting wear.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching.
- Crisp and vibrant printing techniques for detailed designs.
- Tear-away label for added comfort and minimal skin irritation.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean